Disaster Management: For Rabbits?!

I came across this news article yesterday, and though it doesn't mention raccoons specifically, it does reference other animals employed in the entertainment industry; bunny rabbits.  If non human animal assistants are afforded pre-planning disaster management, surely raccoons living within city limits should be included in such plans in case of flood, fire, earthquake or hurricanes.  One doesn't usually think of the U.S. as being ahead of the game in the area of raccoon advocacy and changing the work place culture for bunnies, but that definitely seems to be the case here.

New Employment Opportunities for Raccoons?

From this recent article, "Circus animal ban should be watered down to exclude raccoons," officials seek to allow raccoon performers to continue to work in the UK.  This is indeed a deeply complex issue, with important arguments on either side.  While, of course, I am not suggesting that raccoons be forced to perform for entertainment purposes, I am saying that raccoons should be able to support themselves and their families in a variety of employment sectors.  Taking away viable employment opportunities for raccoons would not contribute to growth in raccoon employment that is desperately needed.  I have been asked recently to speculate on the employment sectors that should be opened to raccoons, but I think raccoons themselves should be identifying the opportunities they are looking for, for instance, in banking, or sports medical therapy.  

Should raccoons be performing in the circus?  Should they be performing on television?  These are really good questions, and I will be monitoring this issue as we countdown to the 2015 decision.  Either way, we’re going to see some dramatic changes to raccoon culture in the workplace.

 

 

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the Obesity Epidemic equals Fat Raccoons

If you didn't know there was competition to be the world's fattest country, you might want to check out today's article in the New York Daily News. (Mexico has won the title most recently) But people aren't the only people to suffer, raccoons are also getter fatter.  

 

Urban raccoon populations are far more likely than their rural counterparts to suffer from high blood pressure("Raccoon Nation", The Nature of Things, 2011).

You've seen them, sunning themselves on garage roofs and backyard fences in the middle of the day. They're fat, and they're lazy. Are raccoons playing too many video games? Are they spending time inside reading books? (heaven forbid)

No, as we all know, the obesity crisis is a failure of adequate nutritional information. Are raccoons provided with easy to read calorie and sodium counts on food they nibble on from compost bins? No, no they are not. If they were, we would see fewer fat raccoons lumbering through town on garbage night.

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